My mother shared this recipe with me today. A customer of hers gave it to her. Now - a Google search found several similar recipes, but I thought I’d share it with you anyway.
Turkey Popcorn Stuffing**
- 4 eggs
- 4 c bread cubes
- 2 c chopped celery
- 1/2 package of onion soup mix
- 1 c uncooked popcorn
- seasonings of your choice
Beat the eggs well and add all of the other ingredients. Stuff it into the cavity of the turkey and place the turkey into a roasting pan. Bake at 375 for 3 hours. When 3 hours are up, get the hell out of the kitchen because that stuffing is going to blow the turkey’s ass right out of the oven.
** Don’t try this at home!!
I am deeply offended by this tasteless recipe!
I tried it, and the turkey blew up early. Counting on 3 hours I had the entire family in the kitchen gutting the deer I had hit earlier in the morning. After only 2 hours, bird shrapnel destroyed my kitchen, killed my cocker spaniel “Lucky” and crippled my cat. My wife is in therapy and my children have become the laughing stock at St. Lukes Episcopal Reformitory School For Shameful Hooligans And White Trash.
Where is my lawyer?
LOL!
This year my wife decided to have a dry run thanksgiving day to test out her recipes. We soaked the bird in a brine solution she got at William Sonoma it really kept it moist. OMG, the turkey was so good and I get to do it again in a few days!